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So Ron DeSantis announced his candidacy, which is about time:
“Ron DeSantis right away.”
Don’t clap. That was awesome. I said to Gene, “You did it wrong.” Mission accomplished. That’s what happened with Elon Musk in an audio stream on Twitter. But there were technical glitches that prevented the Florida governor from speaking for about 25 minutes, prompting Biden’s press team to ask, “Can you connect us to any of those glitches?” Meanwhile, Musk has already dealt with the responsible…
But the interview finally started and lasted about an hour. Now we pause to hear it all.
RON DESANTIS: Well, I’m running for president of the United States.
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Okay, that’s enough. It’s not the first time I’ve ordered an hour and finished in seconds. I don’t know what that means. Later, Ron stopped by to chat with our friend Trey Gowdy shortly after, despite their differences over what constitutes a good haircut. You know, I’m starting to think Trey doesn’t go to the barber, he sticks his head in the world’s largest pencil sharpener. But I wonder, Ron, do we know if the country is on the wrong track?
RON DESANTIS, MAY 24: We know the country is on the wrong track. We see with our eyes. We feel it in our bones. We see that the limit is being crossed. We see that the cities are being infested. We see the federal government making ends meet for families and we have a president who is a vessel.
Gov. Ron DeSantis, R-Fla., blasted Florida’s NAACP chapter for issuing a travel advisory against traveling to the state because of its conservative policies. (Screenshot/Twitter)
Hmm, “no list?” That is so untrue. Biden has many lists. look at this I will read: Put on shoes after socks. Don’t put your socks on after your shoes. Only shake hands with real people. A person named Jill is your wife. But DeSantis makes it clear that he’s off the rails for our country, something Biden and friends will never admit, even when the trains are literally derailed. Joe treats deviations the way he treats unplanned grandchildren: as if they never happened.
But Ron better be ready to rumble, because the media and the Dems see him not only as a big threat, but as a villain. And their mouths are foaming like Kevin Spacey is watching a Little League game. I do not understand. Vanity Fair ran this headline, “Ron DeSantis to formally announce 2024 bid with Elon Musk, apparently David Duke unavailable.”
So really, a David Duke reference is as irrelevant as Vanity Fair. But that just goes to show you how all these white supremacists are figments of the imagination when the only one the media can really reference is a loser from decades ago.
And failed presidential candidates are also entering. This old clam: “Ron DeSantis’ ultra-MAGA Florida is not safe for people of color, LGBTQ+ people, or multi-billion dollar corporations.” Is it safe? It’s probably safer than being Hillary’s supposed ex-friend.
So it’s more of the same lie to go back to Florida’s so-called “Don’t say gay” bill. Remember that, DeSantis signed it? Do you remember the “Don’t say gay” bill, but hold on:
Actor 1: gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
Actor 2: Don’t say gay, Bill.
Actor 1: Oh!
Actually, that never happened. The bill could have said, “Florida residents get rainbow penis pocket bikinis and a case of Bud Light” and the media would still say it’s anti-gay because their strategy, as always, is demonization. See, even if you think Ron is Trump without the drama, it won’t matter. They create drama with the help of the media and then blame it on you. It’s like they set their hair on fire, then they call you a pyro.
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So it’s foolish to think that things will be so contentious with a candidate other than Trump. From the beginning they will be called evil, which allows them to commit all crimes. Heck, they’ll even fix the election if they’re fighting Hitler.
File photos of former President Donald Trump (left) and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Fox News)
Here’s today’s CNN headline: “Why DeSantis is as dangerous as Trump — or more so.” Do you see that? And here we were told that Trump was an existential threat. So is DeSantis an additional existential threat? How is that possible? He’s not just evil, he’s double-secret, super-MAGA evil. Poor CNN, like Jeffrey Toobin, got himself screwed. If you’re not saying DeSantis is as bad as Trump, that’s backing DeSantis. And if you say it’s worse than Trump, you expose your previous hysteria for what it was, ********. So expect more of this.
BREAKFAST CLUB: It’s obvious that Ron DeSantis is a white supremacist, right?
WHOOPI GOLDBERG: I don’t want to like you. I can’t help it… Why don’t you like colored people? What is wrong with American history? What about gay people?
JOY REID: This is not a freedom agenda. Do what Ron DeSantis tells you to do, the state is your agenda.
As you can see, the devil is up and sprinting like a trans girl at a high school track meet. And you don’t have to be Trump or White. Look at new candidate Tim Scott.
NEED JOY: One of them is, you know, Clarence Thomas, who’s like the Black Republican, who believes in pulling yourself together rather than understanding, to me, the systemic racism that African-Americans face in this country and other minorities. He doesn’t get it. Neither does Clarence, which is why they are Republicans.
Well, thanks for explaining what it’s like to be Black in America, an 80-year-old White Migra who once wore blackface. Oh yeah, it’s ugly no matter the color. But you gotta have some real balls to be a white woman lecturing black men about being Black. Maybe yes.
The bottom line is that if the GOP is going to win, they need to get out on the scales like Larry Kudlow at naked volleyball. What a picture, huh?
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But don’t pretend that if Trump is out of the picture, those Never-Trumpers will go back to the vest, they won’t. They still hate you for liking Trump.
So if you’re hoping for a quieter election, don’t kid yourself. They want to destroy you as much as they want to destroy the candidates. Maybe they want you dead, because then they can count on you to vote Democrat.
Greg Gutfeld currently serves as the host of Gutfeld! (weekdays, 11:00 p.m.-12:00 a.m./ET) and host of the top-rated cable news program The Five (weekdays, 5:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m./ET).